Banned from zoo.
Again?
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
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