did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
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