how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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