great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
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