Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
So much Jack, so little girl.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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