ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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