And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
My first STD was from a foam party
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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