You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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