Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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