South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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