And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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