Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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