Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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