and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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