Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I think your dad took our porno
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
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