My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
She even gives head with a lisp.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
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