I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
i think my cat just said my name.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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