so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
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