ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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