No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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