I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Boobs are out for the taking
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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