I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Randomize
