Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
you win again, gameday.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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