she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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