Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
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