Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
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