operation have a gay friend backfired
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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