I think my fart just growled at me.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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