Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
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