i just wanna soil my oats bro
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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