Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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