yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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