drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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