I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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