p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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