Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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