I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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