just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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