I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
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