I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
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