My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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