we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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