Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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