do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
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