we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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