Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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