i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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