Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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