glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
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