The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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