I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
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