I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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