She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
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