I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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