i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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