Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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