Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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