So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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